Spark: Movie Review

A time loop stuck on uninteresting relationship dynamics.

Spark sees Aaron (Theo Germaine) hit it off with a complete stranger as part of a bizarre birthday party scavenger hunt, but then after that initial spark, he relives the same day over and over again. Stuck in a time loop, Aaron is determined to figure out why – why Trevor and why himself. Maybe it’s the increasing commonality of the genre, but the characters just keep getting weirder and weirder.		2024 Directed by: Nicholas Giuricich Screenplay by: Nicholas Giuricich Starring: Theo Germaine, Danell Leyva

Things Like This: Movie Review

A charmless, soulless, meaningless rom-com.

Is Things Like This supposed to be about how overweight gay guys can find love too? Or is it about how insufferable assholes can find love? It’s a choice to make your lead character extremely rude to strangers and friends alike and then complain that he’s single because of his appearance. His boyfriend in the opening scene says he’s breaking up with him because he’s not hot enough and then corrects himself that it’s because he’s not hot enough and has a terrible personality.		2025 Directed by: Max Talisman Screenplay by: Max Talisman Starring: Max Talisman, Joey Pollari

F Plus: Movie Review

Smart kids dream up stupid plans.

A heist movie for middle school kids, or also known as the genre where kids outsmart and out-bully the teachers. A genre that can be a lot of fun when done right, or comes across as painfully stupid when not done right, and F Plus falls on the stupid side way too often. Starting with the title, F+ is not a real grade and yet all the smartest kids in school decided it was.		2025 Directed by: Kenny Beaumont Screenplay by: Jonathan Davenport Starring: Jennifer Esposito, Wells Rappaport